What's This White White Stuff...? - It's Milk, My Love

Dear, what's this white white stuff?

Er... It's milk.

But it's coming out from down there?

Yeah... >.> It's supposed to...

But it smells funny... It doesn't smell like milk at all...

Well... erm... it's... well... erm...

But... But...

Don't believe me? Why don't you Try licking it.

Dear... are you sure...? I'm scared...

It's no cause for alarm, my love...

Okay >.< Hnng...

*phew*

Dear...

Ye... Ye... Yes???

Nghh... It tastes funny...

Well... Erm... This milk is special...

Oh... Hmm... There's no more...

Why don't you try squeezing it? Here, hold it like this...

Kya!!!!! >.<

Oh wait, let me put a bucket here to catch it...

!!!

Now, move your hand with mine... Up... Down... Up... Down... Goob job dear... Keep going...

Ahh!! More is coming out!!

Ahh, dear open your mouth... I've got a better idea.

...

Dear, use a bit more strength...

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Ah! Your shirt!!!

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...

Puah!! >.< It's okay... I can wash it later... *wipes with wet wipes*

How was it...?

It tasted weird... Tastes... Weird... >.<

You don't like it...? :(

I don't like it... >.< Dear...

Sorry...

Dear...

Ye.. Ye.. Yes???

Can you not bring me to a goat farm again next time? :<

I swear, I have no idea where I got my inspiration from. I swear, too, I have no idea where I got this thing from either. Feel free to add what you think will make this sound... Nicer? Better? I don't know... Anything I guess... >.>